While some may say that engaging too much, if not reading a lot of social media posts could become ‘toxic’ especially during this enhanced community quarantine period, these memes circulating on facebook caught my attention–memes and posts to prove the ‘immortality’ of former senator Juan Ponce Enrile:
In the beginning, when God created heaven and earth, only the stars and the moon at night, the sun during daytime lights the world.
Naaalala ko pa ng sinabi ni God, “Let there be light”, nasa tabi nya ako nun eh.
It’s surprising to discover who owns the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. My question is, was Enrile the gardener or he is the real Adam hahaha.
I remember, yung prutas na kinagat ni Eba, tanim ko yun
Aha, now we know who’s the BI to the former archangel Lucifer!
Di naman dati masama yang si satanas, naging kaklase ko pa yan nung elementary
Awww, you could have disciplined Cain back then!
Naalala ko pa nung binyag ni Cain at Abel kinukuha akong ninong
Was he the original “Good Samaritan”?
I remember, tumulong pa ako kay Noah noon magpapasok ng mga hayup sa arko nya.
Thanks to you Johnny
Naaalala ko pa nung naglalaro ako ng piko tapos biglang hiniram ni David yung pamato ko para ipangbato kay Goliath
So you also walked liked an Egyptian Sir?
Ako yung pumirma sa building permit ng pyramid
Run Johnny run!
Naaalala ko pa noong aking kabataan, sobrang saya kong lumalangoy sa dagat tapos biglang nahati sa gitna
Looks like the infant Jesus from the manger missed a gift
Dapat kasama ako noon nina Melchor, Gaspar at Baltazar, naligaw lang kami ng kamelyo ko.
With all due respect, I think it’s a good thing you backed out senator. As they say the number 13 is not a lucky number hahaha.
Kasama dapat ako sa 12 disciples kaso nagbackout ako
This actually explains the next meme on the list
Naaalala ko pa nung sisiw pa lang yung manok na puti ko, bago ko pa binigay kay Pedro
This made me check my bible if he’s name could be found there.
I remember nun piniprint pa lang yung bible
At long last, the never-ending argument who came first has been settled!
Ano ang nauna itlog o manok? Siyempre ako
Birds of the same feather flock together, don’t they? Peace to all mankind Senator haha you will always be one of our heroes from the EDSA People Power Part One’s triumph.
Nakakamiss kainuman si Hudas.
The next three memes will probably tell us who inspired Steven Spielberg to produce the film ‘Jurassic Park’
Dito kami nagpapastol ng dinosaur noon
Very elite! Not horses, but …
Namiss ko tuloy yung pangarera kong Pterodactyl
Now, being locked at home, he’s missing his pet (sniff, sniff)
Science, anyone??
I remember sa akin pa unang kinwento ni Euclid ang hinala nya na there are infinitely many primes. Ang sabi ko sa kanya iprove nya!
No wonder why Rizal is a brave man!
Naalala ko pa nung araw na sabay kami nagpatuli ni Jose Rizal
Ever wonder why even Josephine Bracken fell into our national hero’s charm? Men, you should start sending friend request to this old man
Naalala ko noong nagpapaturo pa sa akin gumawa ng love letter si Rizal…
No questions asked, but I think this top meme xplains us now why
Enrile: What is dead may never die
Enrile has a reason to raise his eyebrows to the late tycoon
As I’ve mentioned above, I just saw these memes from my Facebook feeds, mostly uploaded to their pages or personal FB accounts and some from twitter and reddit. So if you’re name or the company name wasn’t indicated from the memes above and you’re one of the curators, feel free to shoot me a message and I would be glad to give you the credits upon proving that you are the original creator. Thank you for indulging folks 😘
DISCLAIMER:
This post do not intend to brainwash anyone nor twist all the biblical and historical truths, gusto ko lang happy ka.😘
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